"You've Hit Rock Bottom!"
Welcome to my page. If you are a first time offender then it's about bloody time. If you are a re-offender then congratulations, and welcome back.
After much piss-farting around I have finally updated this page, and there have been a lot of changes. No new pages have been made yet, but I am working on it. Maybe next time. Maybe not.
We are still waiting for the pictures for the P-Files, because Chris is a slack bastard and he hasn't done them yet. As soon as they have been done then you will be able to check them out. They are worth waiting for, trust me. The Uchemski Bros. Site has been totally revamped and is looking a helluva lot better, so check it out.
Make sure you sign my Guest Book before you leave, or just View The Fucker, join my mailing list, and see if there's anyone in the Chat Room (as if). Cya.
Oh Yeah, I also have a Message Board. You can leave me a message on it. At the moment there is hardly any messages on it, so please help to fill it up. At the moment people seem to be writing song lyrics on it, so you might like to do that. Thanx.
P.S. Thanx to a Brett for the recommendation of my site from his. That was cool. Or Neat. :)
